Preemptive

As a preemptive strike and to deal with the heat a little better I just took the shears to my fat head. I didn't shave it but did a quasi GI buzz cut. Took off the stache and goatee as well. Now I have an irritation rash on my chin, and unprofessional [sloppy] haircut and I itch like an S.O.B. Time for a shower and quality time with Buster and Phoebe [I have to relinquish control of them tomorrow.